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ObviousTroll Alt
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2010.06.19 08:13:00 -
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I will be providing the following reward for the most Hulks killed in the Everyshore Region, with an additional 100 Million isk going to the pilot that kills the most Hulks in the QUIER solar system.
Hulkageddon Prize:
ship:
Legion Strategic Cruiser
subsystems:
Legion Offensive - Covert Reconfiguration
Legion Engineering - Power Core Multiplier
Legion Electronics - Dissolution Sequencer
Legion Defensive - Adaptive Augmenter
Legion Propulsion - Chassis Optimization
Fittings:
Medium Capacitor Control Circuit I
Medium Trimark Armor Pump I x2
Ship sent to Hulkageddon Jackpot via contract and isk sent with note for "Most Hulks killed in QUIER"
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ObviousTroll Alt
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2010.06.20 04:07:00 -
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I have retracted the Legion part of my addition to the prizes. The 100 million isk can go to whatever part you want it to go to.
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ObviousTroll Alt
Gallente
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2010.06.21 08:28:00 -
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Edited by: ObviousTroll Alt on 21/06/2010 08:35:41
 Originally by: Grrendel
Typical bully response. "If you don't like things the way I like them, go cry in a corner, crybaby". No, thanks. The situation does not move me to tears, just confirms my understanding about the state of things.
I'd like other fellows in my situation to follow my example, to be sincere. Simply not attend. That way, you bullies could come to the playground and find it empty: with no one to overpower, and no laughs to be had. Only the people who could enjoy playing your "victim", who could laugh and afford to be ganked, or who have the skills/firepower/money to risk against you should present.
Oh, wait. Or you could've been sensible enough to restrict your "contest" to some clearly delimited regions, so anyone who mines on those regions is a WILLING PARTICIPANT. And I don't mind you having your fun (or how you have it) as long as the other party is willing to participate. I'm not willing, so I won't.
Have your laughs, is fine. Just allow me my right to not get the joke.
The part you seem to be forgetting is, this is EVE, a cold, harsh, dark, place to play. If you can't handle that, I suggest you shut up, go cry to mommy, tuck your ***** and balls up, climb in that pretty little dress, and go back to hello kitty.
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ObviousTroll Alt
Gallente
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2010.06.22 13:15:00 -
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You know you want to do this!
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ObviousTroll Alt
Gallente
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2010.06.26 11:56:00 -
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Edited by: ObviousTroll Alt on 26/06/2010 11:59:34
Originally by: CCP Manifest
My main mining alt, steeped in the deepest RP involvement in extracting mineral from asteroid, sees the Hulkageddon as the true horror that it really is--an affront against peaceful industrial operation and a the zen-like meditative states that it brings to calm the soul and bring one closer to the natural world.
It has been scientifically proven that the droning of strip miners has a direct impact upon the pilots IQ and is exceptionally detrimental to their health. The longer a pilot is subjected to the mind numbing sound of this type of laser, the lower their IQ becomes. Our scientists here at the Hulkageddon Orphanage have worked up a general rule of thumb for you to gauge where your IQ currently is.
0 - 1 year = IQ 130 + - 3% error factor
1 - 2 years = IQ 110 + - 3% error factor
2 - 3 years = IQ 90 + - 3% error factor
3 - 4 years = IQ 70 + - 3% error factor
4 - 5 years = IQ 50 + - 3% error factor
5 + years = Sub Human IQ comparable to that of a dead Amoeba.
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ObviousTroll Alt
Gallente
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2010.07.06 13:44:00 -
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Ever have a day in EVE where you ain't sure your coming or going or just standing still twiddling your thumbs? If so, climb into a Catalyst, strap on some blasters and magstabs, and WhackAHulk.
See you soon.
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